Do “Odd’s” pictures seem super-seized? Are the pictures missing all together? Or perhaps they just don’t line up properly. Do you click the links, only to experience profound disappointment? Is everything just wacky and odd? Well. ..
Odd is experiencing technical difficulties. We appreciate your patience (sorry, I just had to say that), we really do value your readership (the devil made me say it), and we will work hard to deserve your future Odd visits (what can I say, I have been on hold a lot lately).
Here I sit drowning my sorrows in a late night double root-beer float. Wondering, What The Crut (WTC. I stole this word from a clever 14 year old named, Lily)? Why has Odd turned on me? Is it my late night Woot purchases?
Fine. My web designer has gone to bed, tired of my hysterical Odd rantings and dumb ass suggestions; I’m alone with a broken blog. No solution in site. . .sure no small children have perished and no grape juice has been spilt on white carpet..but sad nonetheless.
I’m not sending this blog post to my bestest proof reader or anything. I’m just publishing it as written. So their ODD. Ha. Ha. Ha.
If Odd won’t format, neither will I!. I am going to use lots of semicolons; because I love semicolons and Alexis (the proofer) refuses to use them as much as I wish she would. I love her but she is a little stubborn about punctuation.
I will use more than a few . . . or – – – because I consider them default punctuation.
I like “quotation marks” do you? If you were here; I would quote you. Call me if you are still up.
Sorry Alexis, Carla, Rachel and Julianne…. I’m only going using “to”…and I’m never using two or too until Odd straightens up and blogs right.
Isabel, I’m alway’s going to use apostrophe’s. Why not, right?
Carla has always advised against drinking and dialing. I wonder if this same rule applies to late night blog post publishing while sipping root beer floats?
WTC. I’m going to publish. Get ready for a poorly formatted, oversized, blog post filled with poor spelling, and lack of punctuation. However, if you like semicolons; we will be fine. Really.
Glad you were in my Odd neighborhood. Feel free to hang around with us any time. Odd Loves Company and odd loves you and you and you!! I would love to hear from you in the comment section of this blog, or on Facebook or Twitter!