I think the strangest thing I’ve ever seen,
Is a little dog painted red and green.
I know tis the season to be jolly,
but couldn’t they just make do with holly?
So there she sits in her Xmas coat,
giving all who see her quite a jolt.
Isn’t it a little bit mean
To paint your poochie red and green?
She doesn’t seem to mind it though
I’d of just made do with a pretty bow.
Well, my friends let me tell you this,
her family goes all out for Xmas!