I Failed Comments

by on January 26, 2011

I failed comments.

Isn’t it wonderful that I received this acknowledgement to a comment I wrote on another blog the very same day I wrote “Rants in your Pants”?

Hi Katybeth,

Thank you for your comment on my blog. I just wanted to let you know you misspelled a word and did not use commas or capitalization properly. I hope you are not offended but you might want to work on this for the sake of your own blog posts. It is kind of sloppy.

Hope you will be back to read again.

Her

I know you want me to tell you the name of the blogger. No. However, I did respond to Her e-mail.

Hi Her,

Thank you for correcting my comment and sharing your concern for my blog. I hope you will let me rewrite my comment for a better grade. I know I can do better. In return, I would like to share a word with you that was recently shared with me: assholio—an ass that is holier than thou. (this word is coming in so handy!)

Katybeth

Her responded:

YOU ARE VERY RUDE AND I WILL DELETE ANY COMMENTS YOU LEAVE ON MY BLOG.

I don’t think Her used capitalization properly, but I let it go. I try to be nice.

My spelling is wobbly, my capitalization is whimsical, and my commas are often misplaced. I am not afraid to ask for help with all three, defend myself on occasion, and laugh at the good-natured teasing my word omissions often bring. However, if you cannot find me endearing in spite of my grammatical foibles, I don’t want to play with you.

Wednesday Rant: Unless I ask you, pay you, love you, or you’re my dear mother (and even then, proceed with caution) mind your own spelling, grammar, and capitalization. Thank you very much.

Sorry to rant twice in one day but who could resist; not I said the blogger.

Glad you were in my Odd neighborhood. Feel free to drop by any time. I would love to hear from you in the comment section of Odd, or on Facebook or Twitter!

Katybeth

Odd To Punctuation

{ 38 comments }

Diane

Assholio is my new favorite word and is certainly fitting for HER. You made me laugh, which in turn made me feel a little better. Oh, and you are welcome to leave comments on my blog with typos, incorrect punctuation or missing words and I will still love you and be grateful you take the time to visit me. High five (lots of germs here so no hugs today) Diane
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Katybeth Jensen

Thank you Diana! I glad comments of all typos are allowed on your blog!

Who is afraid of a germ..big hug. Hope you feel better!

Cynthia

I, for one, find your spelling, grammar, and capitalization faux pas endearing. Plus I give you an A in continuing to show up in the writing arena in spite of it. Assholio indeed!
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Cynthia

PS. I hope you sent her a link to this post–if not via a comment, at least in her “Contact Us” section. I bet you dollars-to-donuts that she couldn’t resist coming over for a peek!
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Katybeth Jensen

I sent her the exact comment that is up above in the post. I sent it to the e-mail she used when she sent me the reply. Thank you. Ranted me off–Big Time!

stevie

I agree! And Katybeth always gets an A+ for humor, whit and for always entertaining us! Screw that old biddy – SHE needs to get a life!! 😯

Katybeth Jensen

Thank you Cynthia and Stevie I do so like to be endearing! So much better than endangered. This story did give me the opportunity to use the word assholio….which means a lot.

Debbie

Katybeth, that person ought to be hog-tied and whipped with her own nasty comments! I guess sometimes people get so lulled by the anonymity of the Internet (for the most part) that they get all huffy and try to “one-up” everybody else. Not cool. Definitely not cool. I guess you told her, though — good for you!

Katybeth Jensen

Hog-tied and whipped! That would work for me. I think your point about the anonymity of the Internet is a good one.

Thanks Debbie!

stevie

I LOVED your response! Who knew ‘assholio’ would come in handy so quickly! She is one and she MISUSED CAPS AS YOU NOTICED (leaving out my comma here) PROVING HERSELF WORTHY OF ‘ASSHOLIO’ !!!!!

Katybeth Jensen

I know! Who did know, Such a great word you gave Stevie. I’m glad you left out your comma and feel free to type in lower case on Odd anytime.

Antoinette

Assholio indeed!! The only time that I dare to bring people up on their grammar, spelling and capitalisations is when I’m teaching. Someone has a holier than thou attitude and it aint you!
Way to go, Katybeth!

Katybeth Jensen

I know! Even when Joe would say–Me and David are going out…I resisted. It drove me nuts but I resisted for a very long time and then one day I broke down and screamed David and I!! But we were married for a very long time.

Alexis Ahrens

I think this was a perfect usage of “assholio,” Katybeth. It was very honorable of you to not have mentioned the blogger’s name or blog. You are showing her far more respect than she showed to you, which simply illustrates why we all love and admire you so much.
Love,
Alexis
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Katybeth Jensen

Awww,,,you say the nicest things…it might be kind of fun to set you and Carla lose on her blog…)

TheKitchenWitch

Okay, I’m in love with your response to Assholio. Thank you for the new terminology and the giggle this morning!

Katybeth Jensen

I knew you would love this word!

Carolee

Come on KB – you know you want to share her info with us. What fun we could have! and stevie doesn’t even capitalize her name im so glad shes not my teacher

Katybeth Jensen

Carolee your comment its so well whimsical. . . maybe we should start a lower cap group.

writerwoman61

Hi Katybeth:

I am a bit of a grammar Nazi myself…that being said, I only point out errors to my friends when the mistake could come back and bite them on the butt…like when a friend got a $25,000 donation from the provincial government for a community project he was heading up, and badly mangled the spelling of the politician’s name who’d given him the money on Facebook!

When I worked in marketing, I always made people aware of mistakes in their business cards/brochures…one man called his printer immediately!

I love most people who take the time to comment on my blog…their ability to spell or use punctuation is none of my business!

Hugs,
Wendy
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Katybeth Jensen

I agree there is a place for correction. Mostly when asked, in business or when you have an honest interest in helping someone you care about (your friend who mangled the name) but not in a conversation which is what a blog comment is to me.

Beth Ann Chiles

Oh my goodness that made me laugh!!! I just am amazed at some people and their willingness to “share” what they should just keep to themselves!! Her would be appalled at some of my posts and comments I am sure….but I doubt I will have to worry about her hopping on over to my spot!!! Thanks for the introduction to assholio—-I may have to incorporate that into my daily life…Have a great day! Hugs, Beth Ann

Katybeth Jensen

I have found assholio to be very useful. It is amazing the need of some people to be right. Hey, if you are interested in her opinion–I could always send her hopping your way!
😀

Thanks for dropping by Odd!

Dawn

You’re making me laugh and I haven’t even read the rant post yet! I have people who spell the same word wrong on every comment at my blog, but that doesn’t bother me. I’m just happy to have them stop by. Can’t believe anyone would actually take this blogging thing that seriously. Or themselves that seriously actually. Which probably wasn’t grammatically correct. But oh well.
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Katybeth Jensen

LOl. The same word? It’s not me is it? I’m not sure if your sentence was correct or not but the important thing is I understood exactly what you meant–and isn’t that what we hope for when blog–the chance to be in conversation with other people despite their comma usage?

Thanks for dropping by Odd Dawn!

Kathy Jernigan

If we guess whos blog is gone from your list and guess right, will you tell us right or wrong? 👿 I am always going to spell wrong, punctuate wrong, say the wrong thing, and do the wrong thing. Dont mean to but it is what I do. 😳 She certainly wouldnt want me to write on her wall, I certainly would dummy up her blog for sure.

Katybeth Jensen

I might give you her blog address 😀

Kathy, you get your point across, articulate your ideas and show up. That is harder to come by than a comma.

Kathy Jernigan

♥♥ Thank you Katybeth.

Sendie

You made me laugh!!! I hope I never leave a comment on her blog though. here’s why, I copy and paste a disclaimer from my blog: I’m originally from Indonesia – although live in Colorado for the past 10 yrs – therefore brace yourself for any grammatical errors, spelling errors, and just overall incoherence throughout this blog.
I’m so glad I can also learn new word, assholio, I’ll use it in the near future for sure!
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Katybeth Jensen

Hai Sendie!

Assholio is such a handy word and understood internationally! Well, I can tell you for sure, you write better English than I write Indonesian. I only know how to say Hai because of an Indonesian teacher my son had in school.
I’m so glad you dropped by Odd!

Selamat tinggal! (I would, say see you soon, but Hi and Goodbye exhausts my knowledge of the Indonesian language and I’m not even sure I spelled goodbye right!)

Sendie

That is very impressive! And you did spell good bye correctly. 🙂 Sampai Jumpa (see you again)!!
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Jane

Oh my goodness! My mouth was agape the entire post. The nerve! (Of Her, not you.) I’m flabbergasted. I realize she thought she was doing you a favor – but seriously? Does she think she’s the grammar police? Since I’ve never received a note from Her, I’m assuming she’s never visited my blog. Typos and misspellings and run-ons aplenty. She’d have a field day!
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Katybeth Jensen

Well….. we have been meaning to talk to your about those run-ons! Not!! I’m not sure if “Her” does blog corrections or not. I was tempted to send my cousin who is a direct relation to Atilla the Hun in matters of grammar, punctuation and sentence structure over to HER’s blog…but even my cousin does not punctuate for other people unless she is asked.

You are grammatically perfect-o!!

The Bearded Iris

HIL-AR-I-OUS!

Love your reply to “Her.” What a Bitchasaurus Rex. If she lived in my neighborhood I would ignite a bag of Ike’s crayon-filled-feces on her front porch for you, free of charge.

I promise I’ll never grade your comments for grammar, content, or literary genre. I also promise to use the word “Assholio” at least once per day for the rest of my life. Bless you for that!
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Katybeth Jensen

Bitchasaurus Rex. Lovely!

Thank you for raising the poop bag in my defense. It is appreciated it! Go forth and use Assholio forever after!

Mary Lee

Holy crap!

Assholio!
Such a clever word, althoughlio…
your commenter does not deserve your wit,
Because her comment was pure… um… mean.
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Katybeth Jensen

Yes. Mean. I think so too! Mary Lee, your way of saying things brings “precious” to a whole new level.

omawarisan

wHaaT? o’H no she (did)n’t %%%
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