Undeniable Adult Truths

by on September 18, 2011

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My Mom just sent me this… “undeniable adult truths.”   I found it very amusing. I picked out some of my favorites–do you have any to add? Odd Loves Company.

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

16. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

18. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever..

21. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

22. People who forward e- mail without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be shot and then tarred and feathered.

 

* I have no idea who originally wrote these but since it is an e-mail forward I am assuming it was meant to be shared. 

{ 11 comments }

Jenna

These are fabulous. I can relate to so many of them. Let me think about what I can add.

Katybeth Jensen

Aren’t they fun! Come back an add any time!

stevie

These are great! This one is of course true –

15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

– hence the saying “Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.” :-D

Katybeth Jensen

LOL very true Stevie!! There goes Kay’s marketing strategy!

Diane

Oh, I love this list. I’ll think of what I can add and get back with you. Thanks for sharing ♥
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Katybeth Jensen

It’s funny how many resonate…this has been me so many times, “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.”

Heidi Britz

Loved this!! Can think of a few that phone rule applies to!

Katybeth Jensen

I’m sure your right but your not going to pick on cell phone users are you???

glad you liked it!!

Carol Smith

I totally agree with #18. Seeing that I am in my twilight years, and I only have “1” good listening ear, I am guilty of just nodding and smiling when I think I have said “what” too many times. It has gotten me into trouble though where I have been put on a committee to do something that I would surely have avoided at all cost. :(

Katybeth Jensen

I’m not sure it has anything to do with twilight years..I have “hearing devise’s” and have decided it’s often not a matter of not being able to hear but more a case of selective hearing!! Substitute NO for WHAT at those committee meetings!! No matter what anyone says to you..just smile and say, NO.

Carol Smith

Thank you, Katybeth, I will just do that from now on. I really don’t need to explain why I say NO either. Just NO and that is my final answer.

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