Me: Cole, look at the wonderful butter dish I found in Albuquerque! Isn’t it pretty?
Cole: What is wrong with our butter dish?
Me: Nothing but it’s very plain.
Cole: The new butter dish is short. We eat a lot of butter.
Me: I can buy the same amount of butter in a fatter shorter stick.
Cole: The new butter dish needs special butter?
Me: Never mind. Just never mind.
I just hate kids sometimes but I LOVE MY NEW BUTTER DISH!
You like my new butter dish, right? (No pressure, I know, two Odd readers that will LOVE my butter dish! We can’t all have the same good taste.)
Odd Loves Company,