I'm a poor lonely, widda women, I lost my spouse, So, alone, I had to trim the bushes around my house And wiliest I was trimming those bushes, My Bougainvilleas turned on me and stuck me in the nipple, Felt as poorly as I did the time I downed a quart of Ripple. I … Continue reading Bougainvilleas Turned On Me
Month: April 2009
Odd Loves Company
My Odd Family. Odd: left over, remaining, separated from, somewhat more than, irregular, unusual, unordinary, or (my personal favorite) offbeat. Some people are destined for fame or fortune, or perhaps their family genes pass down a talent for singing, painting, or learning languages. My family has passed down the gene for oddness and a talent … Continue reading Odd Loves Company