I bought a new Ice Cream Scoop. His name is Scoop.
This is Rocky, our old ice Cream Scoop
Rocky, is a perfectly fine Ice Cream Scoop; for many years he has served us ice cream without complaint. Don’t worry, we won’t make Rocky hit the road. We invited him to live out his retirement in our ice cream scoop drawer.
Its kind of sad. Really. Poor Rocky, lying around growing rusty and stiff.
Wait! I have an idea! Would you like to give Rocky a new home? A home, where he can once again joyfully scoop your favorite ice cream. I’m sure you would be very happy together. Sure, he’s not the more favored “one piece scooper” but he a good scoop!
Just tell me in the comment section, what kind of home you could provide Rocky and I will decide what home he is would be happiest scooping for. I will provide shipping to the right home.
All I ask is…
- Please call him Rocky.
- Don’t let the kids use him in the sandbox. The sand will clog his mechanism.
- It’s not his fault he was left on the counter and not put in the dishwasher. Please don’t yell, or swear at him.
- Cherish him until he is scooped out and then have a simple thoughtful burial for him; thanking him for his years of service.
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