I might be a Kleptomaniac. Wait. Let’s review. I want to be clear. A kleptomaniac is someone who has an irresistible urge to steal items of trivial value. A nymphomaniac is a woman who has an irresistible urge to have sex with as many different men as possible. Ok. I might be a K-l-e-p-t-o-m-a-n-i-a-c. On … Continue reading I might be a Kleptomaniac.