I pulled into Starbucks during a downpour to buy two lattes. I was on the phone talking to my friend Barbara, and we were pretty close to solving the problems of the world, so I continued my conversation as I went into Starbucks, pausing just long enough to order my two grande lattes. When my order was complete, I took my two drinks and headed back out into the rain, still chatting on my phone. It’s very hard to balance an iPhone on your shoulder while holding two drinks and your keys, but when you’re solving world problems, you sacrifice. I set my drinks at the base of my front windshield, opened the car and reached in to start the engine. That’s when I stopped talking on the phone … and remembered how often Joe had admonished me to turn off my windshield wipers when I turned off my car.
The windshield wipers were on high and knocked the Starbucks cups into the air, where they must have hit one another and exploded in a mid-air latte collision. I ducked, as did the unfortunate man entering the car next to me, as we were both drenched in lattes, the cups dropping at our feet. I think perhaps it was in the ducking that the man lost his grip on his coffee, spilling that as well. It was an “I Love Lucy” moment. The innocent bystander stood stunned as I offered him an apology, a paper towel and a replacement drink. I could tell this was not the sort of thing that happened to him very often, as he wiped coffee from his brow, shirt and pants and fumbled to get into his car. He declined my coffee offer.
Having a lot of experience with life’s little mishaps, I mopped up and went back into Starbucks. The good folks there replaced the lattes without charge after I explained my turnaround. As I stirred in my sugar at the coffee accessory counter, I overheard the barista say, “Wasn’t that the lady who was talking on the phone while you took her order?”
Remember, it’s a good idea to always turn those windshield wipers off!
Odd Loves Company,
14 thoughts on “Starbucks Collide, Innocent Bystander Drenched”
Better yet HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE!!
Best laugh of the day…thanks!!!! 🙂
Your welcome, Nadine! Thanks for dropping by and sharing a bit of Odd with us! Come back anytime you are in the neighborhood and always feel free to bring your own stories to share!
The real problem here is that you put down the lattes. You never put down the drinks. Tuck them under your arm, hug them to your chest, think of them as small children you just can’t let go of them in the parking lot. ALWAYS hold the beverage.
Yes Carla, I do believe you are right. I took my eyes off the lattes,
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Well it was sad and unfortunate but really nothing like the time I dumped an entire chocolate milkshake in a guy’s lap, while he was sitting in his car! Maybe it does run in the family!
You spilled an entire Chocolate mlkshare in someone’s lap? Do I know this story?
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