Over the last month, I have taken a bit of break from fortune telling. I mostly wanted to see if the interest would continue, and whether I was providing value to your life or was just a novelty. Either way, it was FUN for me—and really, that is all that counts, right? Well, sort of. However, reading cards is time consuming, and I wanted to see what would happen if I just kind of faded off like a shadow on a cloudy day. (Ok, that visual doesn’t exactly work, but I’m a fortuneteller, not a poet.) Anyway, I was delighted and a little surprised at the number of people who continued to request readings on Odd. The feedback was grand. Thank you.
If you like having your fortune told, who am I to deny you? If you show up, I will fire up my crystal ball and do my best to guide you and foresee what good things will come your way.
This week is Christmas week, and we are heading into a New Year. A perfect way to toast the New Year is by having your fortune told…don’t you agree? I will tell fortunes through January 2, 2013.
Many of you have offered to cross my palm with coins for your readings. I don’t accept payment to tell fortunes on Odd; I simply love that you drop by to visit. Consider it a gift.
Others of you have asked about more in-depth readings, such as whether you can have my undivided attention for a longer reading, and a few of you have asked about fortunetelling parties. Sure—let’s work the details out together. I am open to most offers; however, I already have turned down a baby goat and a rooster—actually, this was some time ago and Joe turned them down for me, saying we were pushing the fence with our neighbors already—but now that Joe has departed, it can’t hurt to ask me.
Fortunetelling starts now! Be patient with me, though. Unfortunately, twitching my nose does not wrap my gifts or bake my banana bread, so give me a little time to get back to you. And remember: Asking one specific question will help me tell your fortune with more accuracy. You can always come back for seconds.
Odd Loves Company!
Update: December 29, 2012 : I guess I’m not really back…but I will be soon. I stole more chain than I can swim with…sorry for the delay. Your fortune teller is a flake. However, I will have everyone fortune told by Sunday, I promise!!
Update December 30, 2012: Promise kept. All fortunes told. I did not spend a lot of time proofing, or adding commas so take a breath as needed and ask me to clarify if I have been unclear. ♥